Guide: “I welcome you all to Niagara Falls . These are the world’s largest waterfalls and the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, even 20 supersonic planes passing by can’t be heard. Now may I request the ladies to keep quite so that we can hear the Niagara Falls ?”
Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden. Boy: It’s very kind of you, darling, But I don’t have any worries or troubles. Girl: Well that is because we aren’t married yet.
Wife : Honey …… What are You Looking for ? Husband : Nothing. Wife : Nothing…?? U’ve been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour …?? Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.
Dear best friend i want to tell you……… if you cry, i’ll cry with you if you laugh, i’ll laugh with you if you jump out a window……….. i’ll laugh even harder!!
I must have been born under a lucky star, to find a friend as nice as you are. I will follow the rainbow to the end, if you promise to remain my friend!!!
I asked God 4 a flower, he gave me a garden. Asked 4 a tree, he gave me a forest. Asked 4 a river, he gave me an ocean. Asked 4 a friend, he gave me you
We Miss our Lovable one just by saying "Bye" But The Truth is our Heart Waits for them until they say "Hi" again.. This is the Real Affection.....!gud mrng ;-).